LAUREN SHEHADI: The Queen Hath Returned 👑

LAUREN SHEHADI

Stats (1-10 scale)

Legs: 10

Performance: 10

Consistency: 20 (no one better)

Hose Game: 0

Shoe Game: 9

When I dropped my list of Top 10 Leg Queens, someone pointed out the absence of Lauren Shehadi, who I've considered the pound-for-pound BEST in the biz for the past few years and one of the all-time greats. First of all, that list was done before baseball season began, I just published it afterwards. And secondly...

 

Lauren She-HOTTIE, the undisputed and unrivaled Leg Queen of TV, gets HER OWN DAMN POST. She doesn't have to share space with anyone, she's in a class by herself.

Shehadi was my MVP of the LEaGue last year... an elite few came close but no one was better. Every year on MLB's Opening Day, she explodes out the gate in a blaze of leggage and keeps her pedal to the metal until the final bell tolls on Baseball season. 

There are no breaks, no drop-offs, no PANTS. Just day after unrelenting day of high-octane leg action with skirts that get shorter as the season counts down.  There is no newsbabe alive that can keep up with Shehadi's relentless pace. You can set your watch to her legshows; she is arguably the most consistent newsbabe in history... and she brings her A-game every single performance.

 

MLBN is smart enough to realize Shehadi is a ratings magnet and allows the show to revolve around her gazillion-dollar gams.

As for the hardware, I've always said that Shehadi is only 2nd to Robach for Best Legs on TV. Again, there's an elite few who can challenge but Shehadi has a mountain of assets stacked in her favor.  

 

Her athletic, physically-fit gams are packed with muscle tone and finely-chiseled definition lines. Now they look even leaner and meaner.  The unique, almost pigeon-toed shape of her stems is unlike anything I'd seen prior... but their astounding length pushes her further into Mount Legmore territory. 

 

Even the great Sara Walsh,  who has an equally epic pair of legs, paid homage to Shehadi on Instagram today. GAMe recognizes GAMe...

 

 

I love it when newsbabes compliment each other's legs.

 

There are some hungry young challengers waiting to snatch the Sportsbabe crown from Shehadi's pretty head: MJ Acosta, Malika Andrews, Laura Rutledge and Ashley Brewer are all sharpening their blades.

 

Outside of sports, Dylan Dreyer (my current #1 until SheHOTTIE gets rolling) is the midst of a historic run fueled by Shehadi's only weak point: Hosiery.  Robach is viewed by many as last year's co-MVP and like her fellow G.O.A.T. Tom Brady, she looks ready to take her umpteenth title.

 

But I have a feeling that when the smoke clears, Queen Shehadi will once again sit atop the throne like Conan the Barbarian.  I think that even with a late start and early exit, Shehadi's inhuman volume of production is insurmountable. 

 

Regardless, this is one of the overall best years the Leg Lovin' community has seen in a long time... and it's just getting started.